Жизненный опыт примеры из жизни

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Жизненный опыт примеры из жизни

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Анекдоты про бизнес и не только

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Анекдоты, тем более про бизнес, вряд ли оставляют кого-то равнодушным. Кому-то они нравятся, кто-то относится к ним пренебрежительно, но слышали или пробовали пересказать, наверное все. Впереди праздники, корпоративы, а хочется, чтобы было весело и не только весело, а в тему, что называется.

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